OMG! Post for a couple weeks

Hey y'all
This week I have a new post for y'all!!!
First Item of BUSINESS,
HAPPY EASTER SPRING BREAK
2nd we got a question from Jenny L.

"Dear Girble,
I love your blog!
OMG! I was on my facebook when this guy @ my school started
talking to me.  He is wierd and he talks to me about gross stuff but my bestie Kendall told me he was cool so I should be friends with him.He asked me out and I said no. Now his 'heart is broken!!!'What should I do???"

WOW! The crazy things that go on on Facebook. From Farmville to
Tag Photos it is FUN!
Sometimes people do things that they wouldn't really do.
He probably was using you as a "test run" for the real
deal. I know this stuff because the SAME THING HAPPENED TO ME!
Now, my MOM told me to let him down SLOWLY AND SURELY. And to do it the SAME WAY HE ASKED ME! (the caps stuff is IMPORTANT)!!!


So that's all for now but ya know what?
I STILL NEED MORE QUESTIONS!
EMAIL ME @
cleoposum@gmail.com

love y'all
peace!!! 0< (that symbol is a side ways peace sign!

Question of The Week

Heyyyyyy! Welcome back to Girble. This week's question is totally wierd...
Again I got it from a magazine because you have not been emailing me with questions.
IF you have a question you can email me with your first name only and your question at cleoposum@gmail.com
 SO now let's get down to business...
" My friend sits next to me in school. All she does is talk.
I ignore her because I don't want to get in trouble from talking,
 but I don't want her to think I'm mad @ her."

The clueless adults who answer these questions told her to "set up times to talk at recess..."
Well, what some adults don't realize is that some schools, like mine don't even have recess, I mean seriously middles skoolers don't deserve recess.

I think I've mentioned it before... well maybe not, but passing notes is also a smart way to communicate. I get in trouble sooo much because I talk out in class, so I know some great tricks.

Trick #1 Write note on back of water bottle lable really small than put it back on the water bottle and pass to your friend tell her during passing period that she should look in the bottle and find a note!!!

Trick #2 Make Book marks with common answers to questions and show them to her when she asks you a question by taking your book and inserting the corrosponding (big word huh?) answer marker.

Trick #3 Write your message on a notebook page and pass it between you and your friend.  THen just rip the page out and recycle!!!

WELL...
that's all for now but see you tomorrow or something for another post!!!
P.S. remeber to send questions!!!

How it works

Howdy! Today Im gonna show you how my blog works so when you're in a hurry u can just get to the advice quicker!
I always write readings from the girble in BLUE.
I write advice in LIGHT RED
I always write conclusions in LIME GREEN

I always write question of the week in PURPLE

Quick refrence: I always write quick refrence in ORANGE!!!

So thats How it works today!

Lemme Explain...

A reading from the 1st book of the Girble.
Thus says the girls, thou who loveth a boy shall not understand.
Thou who knoweth a boy shall not understand.
Thou who ignoreth a boy is wanted.
Thou who seek a boy is ignored.
Only members of the gentelman gender,
shall understandeth their daily pleasure.

So... didn't understand that?
Essentially is says that girls don't understand guys! No matter how long we study them there is always gonna be a cute boy who's a dud. Somone who just no matter how long the study is different. That is good, and bad. I mean, who doesn't want to understand guys? I know I will always be curious. But for those of you who cannot wait... Lemme explain!

If you are like, touchy touchy, you will get NO where with a guy.
Sometimes guys like to go after the girl they like. My straegy is to roll my eyes and walk away.
The dude will hate that! They will be all like "who does she think she is."
I know this sounds bad but trust me MOST guys like fiesty girls show aren't so "I love you Johnny!" ish.

So that's all for now but i'll be back soon to answer more questions.

Question of The Week (???)

Howdy all welcome to the question of the week today's question was wrote in a magazine! I totally hate what the people said.

"I like my piano lessons, so my mom started taking them, too.

I feel mad because piano was MY thing to do, and now she's doing it. I don't want her to

quit something she likes, but I really don't want her to play either."

The stupid magazine says " Your Mom has started a hobby that you also enjoy, but that doesn't mean she's competeing with you..."

My advice: OMG! You should like, be nice but you have to remember your mom may be older, but you have been playing longer so you know how to play, she doesn't have to tell you the value of a half note.
And another thing. Don't be in yo mamma's face saying "Oh your doing it all wrong"! Its like telling her how to make dinner or vaccume.

And so that's my advice!!!!

Stay tuned for more Question of the week(???)

Welcome to Girble

Girble is an advice column for girls written by girls! send your questions and if I don't get any I pull some out of magazines. Most magazines these days will only give you the adult answer. Like lets say someone wrote " My boyfriend wants to dump me what should I do?" well, the adult would say "Why do you have a boyfriend?" wth. So I will be correcting adults crappy mistakes!!!

From crushes to gushes Im the expert!